A couple of posts ago, I mentioned Fresh's Cannabis Santal scent and how pot cologne was pretty much the stupidest thing I'd seen in a while. And I've seen some weird stuff. Kabbalah candles, $11 spray bottles of Evian water, etc. However, today the Cannabis Santal was dethroned by...

Pet cologne. Cologne you spray on your pets. There is a perfume kiosk directly outside the store where I work in the mall, and every so often I'll take a look see there, and whaddya know, pet cologne.

Officially the dumbest thing I've ever seen.